I see there are some Kool-Aid drinkers among the crowd here. My Kool-Aid drinker over here, my Kool-Aid drinker over there. That's nice. Come on over to the trough, boys and girls, there's plenty more where that came from. No collusion. There was no collusion, but by the way, in case there WAS collusion, there's nothing wrong with that, nothing wrong with that at all. And BELIEVE ME, Nobody has ever been tougher on Russia than me: NOBODY. And here's one more thing: I wouldn't never lie to you. Woops, did I say 'wouldn't'? I misspoke there, kind of a double negative. I meant to say I WOULD never lie. I'm like George Washington, folks. Look at me, I'm President! Who woulda thunk it, right? Right. Step right up, folks, step right up. Watch your shoes, there's a lot of .. excuse me .... a lot of bullshit on the floor from all those Fake Media folks out there ... that's right, they are The Enemy Of The People. And by the way, folks, what they're saying right now, that's now what's happening. What you're seeing and hearing, that's not real, folks. Not real ...
** Wakes up with a start **
The poor, underappreciated President, eh? Well I can tell you that there is one thing this "gentleman" could do which would be fervently appreciated and massively popular, in fact wildly applauded by millions upon millions, dare I say billions the world over? What is that thing, you say? Well ... he could resign. Just sayin'.